Captain Misery's Miserable Mishaps

It's all a load of bollocks, quite frankly

About me, for what it’s worth

Bugger off the lot of you. My name is Paul, or Captain Misery. I’m from Cornwall – #jamfirst. Full time grump, cynic and c**t. I’m married to my long-suffering wife Jayne and father to Leo.

I like Italian and French buzzboxes. I also like British failed attempts at transport, too. Currently drive a 26 year old Roewe 216 GSi that once upon a time belonged to Buckingham Palace.



  1. Wannabe Jeremy Clarkson, himself a wannabe ‘countryside toff’ (in reality the son of a semi-literate, chancer sales rep). Sad!

    Comment by Jomptum Carsonfite | May 12, 2012 | Reply

    • Thankyou good person for your most valuable comment on my blog. I am so thrilled to receive such a good standard of constructive criticism. Now I have your opinion on things, I can sleep easy now and my life is indeed complete.

      Love and kisses.
      Mr Wannabe Clarkson.

      Comment by andrexblogroll | May 12, 2012 | Reply

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